oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
(Source: youtube.com, via katieplz)
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
(Source: youtube.com, via katieplz)
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.
(Source: kurtbraunohler, via bedrecluse)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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The official Sitka model is a Samoyed, like the adorable doggy pictured above. My dog is the same kind of dog, and I love her very much. :)
(Source: herpaderpapottamus, via tommorz)
i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
(Source: im-electricsympathy, via shut-up-and-drink-my-tea)
| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |